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just kidding...! I like videos, sometimes. Video tutorials I can deal with, but if you put them on vimeo or anything else that doesn't allow you to speed up the video, I probably won't watch it.

For learning about a product I like watching a video because I can, usually, quickly learn more about the product/service than I can by reading their website.

For consuming news or certain tutorials, I think I'm with you on avoiding videos.