Be careful not to cut yourself on all the edginess.

Completely SFW if you work in advertising.

I think I had this exact convo with the frontend dev in my office. Section by section, translating.

I'm all for mocking the obscure, but this adds nothing constructive.

Agree, the language is pretty unnecessarily magical lol. However, I think there is a necessary balance of poetry and get-to-the-point wording, just not THAT far.

Can't help but wonder if the authors were joking amongst themselves, seeing how far they could go with it.

This is funny because it's true :))

Great idea, but fails on the execution. I actually don't understand it much better when they replace every second noun with 'shit'.