Ask DN: How do you respond when people ask what you do for a living?
over 9 years ago from Laurie Cai, Designer @ Twitch
Someone asked me this yesterday and I wasn't sure where to begin (I do UX).
over 9 years ago from Laurie Cai, Designer @ Twitch
Someone asked me this yesterday and I wasn't sure where to begin (I do UX).
Beep boop bop computers.
This really made my day - i'm gonna give this one a shot next time :P
/dead
Brings back memories of this GI Joe parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH1ekuvSYzE
I put dents in the universe.
Loved this!
I've been A/B testing a few of them here are the reactions so far:
I'm a designer: Oh, cool. (Generally they think I just make flyers)
I'm a UX Designer: Whats that? (No one knew what it was, and I had to mumble something about users)
I'm a User Interface Designer: Oh cool, for like websites and stuff? (Most people get this for some reason, and ask more. Also seems to get a little more respect if thats important to you)
I Design websites and apps: Oh cool! (I think this one wins so far, its clear, its not over the top, and they get it)
I have found that the last response has worked the best for me as well.
My reply is based on how much knowledge (I think) they have. The default for most people is the last response.
"I'm not even sure anymore"
Then maybe start a long winded explanation depending on how that goes
— then cry.
I design apps that don't piss people off when they use them.
Perfect! :D Thank you
I build apps and websites.
I use this one
Edit: I forgot. Once while visiting my sister and her ex in South Korea, when their school kids (they taught English) asked what I do, my sister's ex came up with the perfect description:
"Dan is an Internet Explorer"
One day, I'll put that on a business card.
i work at the internet.
THIS.
I told them to picture a skyscraper. The architect designs the building and the construction workers build it. Apply the same idea to web and mobile apps and we have designers and engineers.
From my own experience explaining UX Design, this architect metaphor nails it
I'm an experience designer.
"What's that?"
I design mobile and web applications. Stuff that you use daily on your phone or computer. I make sure your experience on those devices are awesome.
"Oh. Cool"
"I'm an unicorn"
(To my peers) "UX Designer" "Oh nice bro"
(To relatives) "Product Designer. I design products" "Oh that's nice"
(To wummin) "Graphic Designer" BAM! I can haz all them wummin.
wummin. seriously?
I've found that "software designer" is an easy thing for most lay people to understand.
If I speak to someone in tech, design, or the ad world, I'll usually give them my proper job title.
I usually start out by answering in the most general way possible, "I'm a designer". If they probe further, I'll expand on that answer by getting more specific.
When describing my work, I always try and use words and analogies that everyone can understand. There's nothing more annoying than someone who revels in confusing their audience with industry lingo and vague corporate-speak (yes, even "hip" startup talk is corporate-speak).
Most people only ask because it's a simple way to start a conversation (albeit an overrated one). The last thing I want to do is bore or confuse them. Keep it simple and relatable.
I always say this:
"Do you know what a doctor is? Okey, now, do you know what a surgeon is? Okey, I'm the surgeon of the design world, I'm an IA.
Is a UX designer a brain surgeon then? haha
I tell people I invented the Internet, then apologize to Al Gore.
Now I just say that I "make" websites to avoid a blank stare when you tell someone that you're a UI/UX Designer and Front End Developer LOL!
Bring back the web master!
This. Time to dust off the robes.
Use to delve into product, UX, etc.. but over the years I've learned the correct response:
I make apps and websites.
Anything further sounds like we're justifying our silly career. Wait for the questions.
"I'm a designer at _______." Usually describing the company and its product will then get the job done.
This is how it goes a lot of the time now that I'm not doing the stuff I was doing in LA:
Them: "Oh, what do you do?"
Me: "I'm a Creative Director"
Them: "Oh, what's that?"
Me: "I manage blah, blah, blah blah... designing blah, blah, blah... which is really exciting because blah, blah, blah.
Them: [crickets]
Me: "Basically, I make shit pretty".
Them: "Ohhhh, that's so cool! I have a second cousin who's uncle's son does watercolor paintings."
Me: "Sweet".
I tell everyone I'm a Janitor. Why? Because I always end up cleaning up all of the $#!T. But really, it depends on how seriously I gauge the interaction is going to be.
Funny story: 3 years ago, I was in Vegas at Marquee doing the whole Janitor thing. Bottle service, EDM, standing on couches having fun and this girl comes up to me and asks "What do you do?" I tell her I'm a Janitor and she says "No you're not, not with that Breitling on your arm." Then I told her, I'm really good at what I do.
For people inside the techie/design bubble: Half UX and half dev. Heavy background in Agile & Lean.
For people outside techie/design bubble: I help make web stuff that's useful and fun to use.
I pick colors.
"I do e-commerce", is my answer.
I tackle this one in stages, depending on the knowledge and interest revealed by the victim.
Occasionally I'll follow up with a smidgeon about front-end development and experience implementing and/or working with a wild variety of CMSes, as people tend to ask about "what you do" to determine "what you CAN do".
"I design and program software interfaces. Like what an app looks like and how you interact with it."
That being said, sincerely considering Ian W.'s beep boop bop computers line.
That's exactly what I say. Except usually in spanish.
I create culture.
Really hoping you're hilariously sarcastic.
I make websites and apps. This is far easier than saying your title or trying to explain what exactly it is that you do.
I usually just tell people I'm a janitor. They typically laugh and think I'm joking but most days I'm just cleaning up messes so it seems appropriate enough.
Internet Carpenter & Plumber.
I tell them I design apps. Most industry language is way too over-the-top and self-important for any normal conversation.
I build things on the internet—mostly for casinos.
"I'm a UI Designer. Basically, I design websites and apps."
It's an oversimplification, yes, but it avoids having to explain things if I don't feel like talking to the person.
When I moved into my current role my title changed from {UI/UX/Product} Designer to Director of Product -- and it's definitely cut down on the inane "oooh, I have a friend who needs a {website, logo, poster, t-shirt design, etc.}!" responses I used to get. I still do design work (with the added responsibilities of product management) - but the "Product" title is a lot easier (for me) to explain. That, or there are just less follow-up questions afterwards to content with.
I tell them that I work with digital media, and that usually consists of building websites. Generally, people write me off, and that's okay.
Once they see the sites I build, things change. :)
I used to tell them I did social strategy, which always followed up with a long confusing conversation. I tell them I build websites now. A lot easier and comes with a lot more respect :)
As someone who has worked with technology for my whole life, I'm still confused when people tell me they do "social strategy" for a living.
Honestly - its a load of shit. I started in social strategy which then became digital strategy (which all digital channels for marketing). That made more sense. Social is a bunch of people with no real skills, IMO. Which is why I left.
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