Brilliant post, had me...

Did this article just use click bait to make you feel bad about taking the bait? I don't think I could have won here.

Ha. I clicked on this to see what crap it was going to promote. Then I was disappointed when I didn't learn any new tricks.

Reminds me of a record I found at a junk shop called "How to Quit Smoking Without Using Will Power." It was actually pretty good advice, though.