Mega Master Dongle

over 6 years ago from Pablo Stanley, Design at Blush

  • Paul GasparPaul Gaspar, over 6 years ago (edited over 6 years ago )

    Missing a few things here:

    1. CD drive
    2. numeric key pad
    3. real function keys
    4. 17" retina touch display
    5. VGA and DVI out
    6. magnetic power supply plug, in case somebody flies over my desk
    7. 128 GB RAM extension (ok, this is not that easy, but remember the RAM extension of the Sinclair ZX 81)
    8. integrated 4 TB HDD
    9. adhesive aluminium stripe to cover that useless touch bar

    And - the most important thing:

    1. must have the footprint of a 19" laptop, but only 2" high.
    2. must be fixed below the Macbook """"Pro"""" (non-removable) so that you get a real 1990s feeling

    I would pay more than money for such a """"""""Pro""""""""!

    btw. fuck minimalism, this is for pussies and so 1960s.

    4 points